Greetings, you may call me Officer Mary. Mary isn't my name but I don't really want to tell you my name. That's the Queen's business.
(( TF2 OC civilian blog. ))
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she totally wasn’t fat!
Wtf is wrong with people??
(Source: say-nightynight-and-kiss-me)
sexybitchscout started following you
Why hello there miss.
-Tips his hat to her-
S’up babycakes?
-Raises an eyebrow, though it is hard to tell beneath his sunglasses-
‘Babycakes?’
sexybitchscout started following you
Why hello there miss.
-Tips his hat to her-
thequeensomen started following you
*Tilts head*
Howzit, brah, what ste brings you ‘round heah?
Morning miss. I’m Officer Mary, ‘ere on the Queen’s request.
I ste Miriam.
*Blinks* What da Queen ste wantin’ wit’ a buncha merceneries?
Nothing, just a messenger miss. Have to wait till the queen tells me when to deliver it to the person I am supposed to deliver it to.
thequeensomen started following you
*frowns and takes a step back, putting her hands up* Well fuck, dude. Like I care what you do. Ya don’t need ta go threatenin’ me.
Just precaution miss. I never know most of your attentions. There are actually a few of you who have tried to literally eat me, and some just want to kill me for the fun of it.
(Source: tess-aint-here-man)
thequeensomen started following you
Oh. *suddenly defensive, she rubs the back of her neck* Yeah, I guess so.
-Smiles- What’s the matter? Nervous around cops?
…let’s just say I ain’t had th’ best experiences with ‘em in th’ past.
Most of you scouts seem that way. -Chuckles slightly- Don’t worry, I’m not here to keep you in line.
Oh. Um. Good. Dat’s good. Not dat I don’ anythin’! Recently. Anyway.
Well that’s good. At least you’re not getting into any trouble. Oh, though I do have to warn you. I’ve done this with everyone of the mercenaries I’ve met. Just precaution. My work here is very important, and if something you do interferes with that … -Quickly draws revolver from his hip, aiming down at her knee- … I aim for the knees. And, I rarely miss. -Twirls gun before putting it back-
(Source: tess-aint-here-man)
thequeensomen started following you
Oh. *suddenly defensive, she rubs the back of her neck* Yeah, I guess so.
-Smiles- What’s the matter? Nervous around cops?
…let’s just say I ain’t had th’ best experiences with ‘em in th’ past.
Most of you scouts seem that way. -Chuckles slightly- Don’t worry, I’m not here to keep you in line.
(Source: tess-aint-here-man)
Chiappa
thequeensomen started following you
Oh. *suddenly defensive, she rubs the back of her neck* Yeah, I guess so.
-Smiles- What’s the matter? Nervous around cops?
(Source: tess-aint-here-man)
